Elaborate Hyperboles

Ashley. 17. Stories keep me up at night.

kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

(Source: memewhore, via timeandrelativedimensioninpace)

sighsandsideeyes:

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

*CACKLING*

(via lydiamartining)

myfoxdfw:

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus

myfoxdfw:

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus

(Source: blameaspartame, via roared-their-terrible-roars)

crybaby42:

every single fence should have at least one of these for all dogs

crybaby42:

every single fence should have at least one of these for all dogs

(via roared-their-terrible-roars)

captaincatwoman:

disneygirlwithablog:

Let’s just take a moment to appreciate that Amy Adams had to hold a live fish in her mouth. A LIVE FREAKING FISH

Let’s talk about the fact that the receptionist is Jodie Benson, the voice of Ariel.

(Source: , via spaddlemonkeyfleckles)

snapturbating:

what an idiot
alexxxachung:

fuckere:

ON A NAPKIN THOUGH

What else would I take my make up off with??

alexxxachung:

fuckere:

ON A NAPKIN THOUGH

What else would I take my make up off with??

(via marianaavtv)

catsbeaversandducks:

9 Cats Losing The Battle Against Human Furniture

Via Bored Panda

(via bamfcumbersmaug)


"The Margaery Tyrell who walks into the Sept a fortnight from now will inspire a thousand songs.” (The Lion and The Rose, 4x02)

(via realworldsux)

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

(Source: jajaneenee, via bamfcumbersmaug)